The new year is almost here and with it comes the opportunity for complete self-reinvention. Regardless of whether 2025 was one for the books or you’re actively seeking therapy because of it, there’s always some room for improvement. So, as the rude awakening of January 1st nears and the pressure to make the most of this blank slate looms, it’s time to get thinking about what your vision for yourself is this year. Or, if you can’t be arsed, let us tell you!

How will you spend (or not spend) your Christmas money?

A) Trying to get your hands on a Refreshers Revs ticket (dream on)

B) Splashing out on some new fancy protein powder

C) Purchasing some new books (you’re a Waterstones warrior)

D) Saving it for a rainy day

What did you do on Boxing Day?

A) Finished any leftover wine while suffering with mild hanxiety

B) Went on a bright and early morning run

C) Got ahead of that monster reading list or did an Anki deck

D) Grazed on a box of Celebrations and watched TV/rewatched Christmas specials

Have you set a New Year’s resolution?

A) Said you’ll drink less when asked, but definitely won’t stick to it

B) Yes, to go to the gym more

C) You set and locked in your resolutions weeks ago to get ahead of the curve

D) No, you don’t believe in the concept

Your ideal New Year’s Eve is spent…

A) Throwing a massive rager to celebrate the end of a year of partying

B) Pilates-ing and treadmill-ing to your heart’s content

C) At home with books to keep you company

D) Binging a series on Netflix in the day, celebrating in the evening

The thing you’re most excited to return to in Cambridge is…

A) Beloved Wevs Rumboogie

B) The scenic running routes (you will be spotted in Grantchester Meadows)

C) Having a plethora of libraries to choose from

D) Reuniting with friends – ready to strengthen that trauma bond with another term!

If you got mostly As…

You’re the slightly unhinged menace on a night out and will continue to be in 2026. You spent most of the break partying and are now slightly underprepared for the coming term. You’re going to have to pull a generational lock-in, but you’ve done this before and are confident that things will work out.

If you got mostly Bs…

You will become the friend that’s into fitness and makes sure everyone knows about it. Did you mention you did a 5k this morning? Strava is your religion and you likely spend more time in the gym than the library. You will walk, I mean run, into Lent with your PureGym membership card in one hand and suitcase in the other.

If you got mostly Cs…

You’re the academic weapon. No rest for the wicked (tripos toppers). The break has not slowed down your grind and you are determined to make the holidays an efficient period. You will become a productivity machine in 2026, churning out essays with speed and ease.

If you got mostly Ds…

You’re the chill one who may or may not change in 2026. You go with the flow and see no reason to reinvent yourself for the New Year. You’ve rested and recuperated over copious amounts of Netflix binging this vacation, and have really made the most of your time at home with family and friends. Now, you’re excited to see what the next term brings.

Happy New Year, everyone!