Which Cambridge eatery are you?
Take Kai Geere‘s quiz to see which local food spot you embody
Cambridge is anything but short of places to eat. But when you’re pressed for time between lectures and supervisions, too much choice can make deciding where to eat impossible. With so much on our plate already as Cambridge students, this quiz may do the deciding for you – no need to try every spot yourself. Find out which Cambridge culinary staple you are, whether it reaffirms your love for a favourite or encourages you to try out a new food spot!
You’ve just had the worst supo, what do you do after?
A) Plan a trip to spoons and a club (the perfect cure)
B) Knock on your bestie’s door and have a massive rant
C) Look over where you went wrong and try to convince yourself the supervisor got it wrong
D) Drown your sorrows in comfort food
When you were last able to make a wish, what did you wish for?
A) Something material
B) An exhilarating romantic relationship (or at a minimum, be Crushbridged)
C) Academic and/or career success
D) To reach a deeper form of fulfilment
Which of these music artists do you enjoy listening to the most?
A) Eminem
B) Fontaines DC
C) Olivia Dean
D) Lana Del Rey
If you could temporarily travel back in time to one of these eras, which would you choose?
A) 1980s Miami
B) The Wild West
C) Georgian London
D) 1970s Kingston, Jamaica
Which of these superpowers would you choose to have?
A) Flight and teleportation (you’ve never made it to a lecture on time)
B) Manipulation of the elements
C) The ability to read minds
D) The ability to cure every illness (this includes procrastination-itis)
If you got mostly As…
You are Wingstop. You see life as a whirlwind of adventure; and you are always ready to take flight. You care more about enjoying experiences than about how you are perceived by others. Just like the huge variety of Wingstop flavours, you are open, versatile and will infect anyone else who wishes to join your ride with a fire of energy.
If you got mostly Bs…
You are Tortilla. You are radically free. You lead with your soul, rather than with your head or even your heart. Your mysterious spice and flair intrigues those around you while always keeping them guessing your next move. Your intention, however, is not to deceive; you harness your lucid freedom and those around you may be frightened by authenticity.
If you got mostly Cs…
You are Aromi. You are elegant, put-together and impressive. Every step you take is taken with purpose. There is an admirable perseverance to you which is dressed in the finest fabrics of wisdom. You know the ways of this world and wish to chart yourself up at the very top. Your exterior may be of dazzling silk, but inside there is a core of steel that no obstacle could shatter.
If you got mostly Ds…
You are Jack’s Gelato. Your kindness is as soft as a summer breeze over the Cam and spreads as far as the midday sun’s rays. You bring the warmth of June even to those who seem stuck in a never-ending winter while also remaining mysterious and unpredictable.
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