Where should you really have spent your summer? After all, not all of us are cut out for two sweaty months slumming it interrailing, nor two glossy weeks trapped in a swanky five-star all-inclusive resort, anywhere in the world. To determine the destination that best suits you, travel through these quiz questions and discover your next summer adventure.

What’s your drink of choice?

A: A MOTH tinned cocktail, preferably the margarita or espresso martini, because £3.75 (courtesy of nectar points) is an absolute steal compared to bar prices nowadays!

B: An iced matcha latte – though you deny all the allegations that accuse you of being a trend-follower, it just has so many natural health & wellness benefits…

C: A pornstar martini – nice, don’t get me wrong, but you clearly stick to what you drank at 17

D: Any sort of ‘bomb’ or tequila shots (of course, accompanied by the all important salted rims and lime wedges)

E: A kir royale – c’est fantastique!

Which is your worst nightmare on holiday?

A: When the laundry is really difficult to do and you run out of clean underwear, with nowhere to drape your damp clothes to dry but your hostel bunk bed or a sofa

B: Poor WiFi and very little data

C: A shortage of good opportunities and places to shop

D: It’s a ‘dry’ holiday! (You vowed to go sober, and deeply regret it)

E: Sharing a pool with obnoxious, degenerate lads on a stag-do in matching T-shirts and wanna-be influencers posing 24/7 which lower the standards

What are your hobbies?

A: Anything theatrical! Could be writing, acting, performing standup, directing, designing, tech-ing… or just that you simply you love watching shows

B: You enjoy networking and being involved in extracurricular societies – anything to enhance your  future prospects

C: Sunbathing and shopping over anything else

D: CLUBBING! At its best when you can physically feel the bass shaking your ribcage

E: Playing or watching tennis or polo in the summer and enjoying ski season in the winter

Who is your favourite influencer?

A: That TikToker who does incredible skits, impressions and hilarious storytimes

B: That one corporate guy called Miles, who used to work in finance and now runs Signet Social

C: Molly-Mae (yes, still).

D: GK Barry

E: Gstaad Guy

Which shop would you be most excited to make a purchase in?

A: Vinted (yes, we’re counting this as a shop which functions from the safety of your own bed)

B: The Apple Store – a few grand is nothing when it’s optimising your academic abilities

C: Selfridges

D: Annie’s Ibiza for festival outfits galore

E: Hermès, obviously

What’s your favourite Cambridge night out?

A: It’s got to be La Raza, Blue Moon, or Hidden Rooms

B: Thursday Evening Union debates, and the afters

C: Kiki’s

D: Junction or an ArcSoc night

E: Trinity May Ball

What’s your most used app?

A: Google (exclusively to stalk CamDram)

B: LinkedIn

C: Some dating app which you only use to feel better about yourself and repeatedly ghost people on

D: Spotify – your headphones are practically glued to your ears

E: Pinterest – you just love designing mood boards

Out of the following, which item of clothing/accessory would you be most drawn to?

A: A vintage leather jacket, still smelling faintly of cigarette smoke

B: A Ralph Lauren quarter zip

C: That one bracelet stack of a Van Cleef clover, a Cartier Love and a Cartier Juste un Clou

D: A micro bikini or raver sunglasses

E: A glamorous ball gown or a tailored linen suit

If you got mostly A’s: The Edinburgh Fringe

You’re a huge theatre kid at heart. The perfect summer holiday for you is the Edinburgh Fringe where you can convince yourself you will be the next Phoebe Waller-Bridge and network outside of Cambridge Theatre to your thesp hearts’ content.

If you got mostly B’s: Overseas internship

You are always on the grind, 24/7, so mixing travel with work is the ideal solution for you, whether that’s spreadsheets in Singapore or PowerPoints in Portugal. Best of luck landing one though… remember that rejection builds character.

If you got mostly C’s: Dubai

You’re deep down quite basic though you convince yourself you aren’t. Infinity pools and shopping malls are your natural habitat. I won’t say anymore.

If you got mostly D’s: Ibiza/Zante/Ayia Napa

You’re a 365 party person and the dire state of Cambridge’s nightlife is draining you. You need somewhere completely hedonistic and wild, so where better to summer than one of these infamous party islands?

If you got mostly E’s: The French Riviera Monaco

You certainly have a taste for the finer things in life, so the exclusivity and classic elegance of the French Riviera is the choicest destination for a luxurious summer escape.