Which study café are you?
Madeleine Farrow‘s quiz lets you know which study cafe is perfect for you

It’s Easter term, which means it's the time to either lock in, or to procrastinate by taking the latest Varsity Lifestyle quiz. Keep reading to find out which study café you are, and where you should be working this term.
What kind of music do you listen to when studying?
a: Classical music only
b: My favourite artist/ band
c: Indie pop
d: Anything and everything
e: The footy
f: Smooth jazz
What is your go to study drink?
a: English breakfast tea
b: Flat white
c: Iced matcha latte
d: A lukewarm coffee
e: A pint
f: A double-shot espresso
What is your study snack?
a: A toastie
b: A slice of cake
c: Avocado on toast
d: A packet of crisps
e: Full English breakfast
f: A cigarette
How long are you studying for?
a: 3 hours
b: 2-3 hours
c: Only until Pilates
d: The grind never ends (30 minutes)
e: 3-4 hours
f: Until I need a cigarette
What is your study style:
a: Elaborate mind maps based on my binders of notes
b: Colour-coded flash cards
c: I still have my economics tutor from school
d: Making essay plans from my lecture notes
e: Skim through my notes the night before
f: Looking at pinterest and pretending it’s my degree
The results
Mainly A: Waterstones café
You’re in Waterstones. It’s not far from your central college and has a similar feel to a library as you’re surrounded by books so you can still be the neek you’ve always been. However, the vibes are much nicer and the toasties are infinitely better.
Mainly B: Caffé Nero
You’re working in Caffé Nero and definitely study humanities. Sure, you have to pick between an armchair or charging your laptop, but you won’t be there long enough for it to matter.
Mainly C: Gail’s
You’re working in Gails, just like you did in your A Levels when you weren’t at the British Library – hello Londoner!
Mainly D: College buttery/ café
You just looove your college so why would you ever leave? At the college café, you can see your friends walking through, get super discounted prices, and procrastinate to the max.
Mainly E: Spoons
You’re working in Spoons. The answer as to why is obvious: you get free coffee or tea refills, good (cheap) food, and a pint is never far away.
Mainly F: Hot Numbers
Hello art historian/ architect. You need that caffeine fix and Hot Numbers is just opposite the department, making it the perfect spot. Yes, it’s £5 a coffee, but you just can’t be away from studio that long. Plus, Hot Numbers for a hot person just makes sense.
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