What’s written in the stars for you this November?
While you recover from (Monster) Mashing, let Alex Brian look to the stars to see what awaits you this November
A new moon the day after Halloween … that can only mean one thing: November is clearly the month to reinvent yourself, whether that means finally committing to a reasonable number of societies or getting into the Bridgemas spirit way too early. Read on to hear what the stars have to offer as we enter the gloominess of week four.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
November 3 brings with it a tangled mess of conflicting energies, as Mars in Cancer jars with Pluto in Capricorn. If you’re a committee president, you need to be prepared for ungodly levels of passive aggressiveness during this period. Aries, watch out for that annoying VP of yours. But please try to keep your cool, maintain those relationships and avoid ending up in Varsity because of some silly spat.
“Be prepared for ungodly levels of passive aggressiveness”
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Taureans may be known for being dependable companions. Yet, sometimes, being a good friend means being brutally honest. When Mercury enters Sagittarius on November 2, the time is ripe for truthfulness and reflection. And, by that, I mean letting your mate know that no one gets the obscure internet reference in their Halloween costume.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
For all your adaptability, Geminis, there is no way you can successfully partake in so many societies. Perhaps the full moon in Taurus on November 15 will finally help you come to your senses and define your priorities.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
We all know the Week Five Blues don’t really begin in week five. They begin when it’s dark by the time you leave your lectures, when Cambridge’s Arctic winds turn bitter. Cancers, we get it. You’re the self-described ‘mum friends’ – and this will only intensify as Saturn stops moving in retrograde in Pisces. But don’t forget to care for yourself too, as the days get shorter and the weather much colder!
“Not everything can be achieved through meticulous planning”
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You’ve been pulling out all of the social stops this Michaelmas, becoming a mainstay of every club night, and a college bar regular. However, November 12 may see you crashing back down to Earth, as you realise you maybe shouldn’t have missed quite so many lectures. Use the clarity of Saturn going direct in Pisces to get yourself back on track.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
We love a practical mind but not everything can be achieved through meticulous planning. Sometimes, you just have to manifest your desires. Whether it’s a part in a play, a first on an essay or simply making it through week four, the stars will align for positive thinking on November 4.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You have the same timetable every week and things are starting to feel monotonous. But Mars is soon to enter Leo, reinjecting some much-needed passion into your life. Seal the deal by trying something new and out of your comfort zone; maybe a dance class?
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scorpios, you’ve never felt so confident. Not only is there the small matter of your birthday, but the asteroid Juno is entering your region of the sky. Now is the time for forging strong relationships … could this be your sign to try out a Varsity blind date?
“A new moon on November 1 is your sign to embrace sudden transformations”
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
It happens every year. Halloween passes and, the next day, you’re singing Christmas songs and preparing Secret Santas. Your friends are sick of it! Luckily, this year, you have an excuse: a new moon on November 1 is your sign to embrace sudden transformations. Besides, it’s not too long until Bridgemas! Drop your friends if they can’t get on board, you don’t need those Grinches.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Who needs friends when you have LinkedIn connections? When Venus enters Capricorn on November 12, it’s time to enter your corporate era and suddenly become delighted by various opportunities. Will this help you get employed? Probably not. But it’s got to be worth a shot, right?
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
We’ve reached that point in term when everything becomes a blur. What day is it? Who knows? When are my lectures? No clue. Essay! What essay? When Mercury in Sagittarius collides with Saturn in Pisces on November 12, resulting in a wave of confusion and misunderstanding, Aquarians, try not to get lost in your daydreams – ‘head in the clouds’ is not a suitable reason for a deadline extension.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Let’s hope you have at least one late Halloween party left because you’re about to get a burst of creativity. Having struggled through your JCR’s various fiendish schemes – dress as your subject, your type, the first letter of your name – while never quite achieving your vision, you may feel disheartened. But fear not: when Mercury in Scorpio aligns with Pluto in Capricorn on November 2, even the most ambitious DIY projects will become possible, allowing you to produce the costume of your dreams.
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