Varsity Matchmaker
Like the look of any of these saucy RAG Blind Date hopefuls? Simply quote “Varsity” followed by the number of your chosen advert on the top of your RAG Blind date form, and hand it to your college RAG rep by SATURDAY 5TH FEBRUARY . If you’re chosen, Varsity can guarantee you a night to remember…

Advert 1
Female looking for Male
- Three words to describe yourself: Cheerful, talkative, spontaneous
- Three words to describe your ideal date: Charismatic, engaging, kind
- Random fact about yourself: February 8th is my birthday :)
- Ever had a "rabbit"? Does a Lindt Easter bunny count?

Advert 2
Male looking for Male
- Three words to describe yourself: Irish, filthy, outrageous
- Three words to describe your ideal date: Vulgar, hilarious, affectionate
- Most embarrassing moment: Being made to race a tiny tricycle around a 10,000 seat Canadian ice-hockey stadium
- Spit or swallow (watermelon seeds)? Swallow

Advert 3
Female looking for Male
- Three words to describe yourself: Funny, fake, brunette
- Three words to describe your ideal date: Better be huge
- What's your ideal evening? When he pays for everything
- Curtains match the carpet? I have wooden floors...

Advert 4
Male looking for Female
- Three words to describe yourself: Adventurous, easy-going, sporty
- Three words to describe your ideal date: Smiley, sporty, warm
- Random fact about you: I rollerblade :-D
- 69 or 99? 69

Advert 5
Male looking for Female
- Three words to describe yourself: Guinness Drinking Historian
- Three words to describe your ideal date: Intelligent, funny, friendly
- What is your sexiest asset? My suave pair of glasses
- Shoe size? 11

Advert 6
Male looking for Female
- Three words to describe yourself: Suave, sophisticated, suspicious
- Three words to describe your ideal date: Young, innocent, blonde
- What's your best asset? My silver tongue

- Do you manscape? Yep, no weeds in my front garden.
Advert 7
Male looking for Male
- Three words to describe yourself: Loud, punning, energetic
- Three words to describe your ideal date: Enthusiastic, talkative, happy
- Describe your first kiss: I was drunk, he was a straight guy at a gay swap trying to impress his girlfriend...
- Shoe size? 46 EUR
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