Microwave Masterclass: Five Minute Chocolate Cake
The third instalment of how to make the most of your gyp-room
Five Minute Chocolate Cake
Forgotten to buy a present? Fear not! This recipe is perfect to show the birthday boy/girl that you care and is ready in a flash.
Prep time: 5 mins (ok, maybe 7...)
Serves: 8 (greed dependent)
- 175g soft margarine or butter
- 150g caster sugar
- 2 tbsp cocoa powder
- 150g self-raising flour
- 1 tsp baking powder
- 4 tbsp milk
- 2 eggs
- Find any microwaveable bowl that is cake-shaped, i.e. round.
- Melt the butter on a plate in the microwave for 1 minute.
- Whilst the smell is wafting deliciously through the kitchen, put the flour, cocoa powder and baking powder into the cake bowl. (Use a sieve if you have one; if you don’t, massage out any offensive lumps with the back of a spoon – they will make the cake lumpy otherwise)
- Beat the eggs, milk and butter in a mug with a fork until the mix is a little frothy.
- Pour the eggy mess into the cake bowl and mix everything together.
- Once you are satisfied with the sticky consistency, bang it into the microwave for 6 mins, preferably on top of a micro-rack (the wire grill thing).
- Leave to cool, before adding the icing.
...WITH Homemade icing
Prep time: 2mins plus spreading
Serves: 1 cake and 1 bowl-licker
- 1 tbsp soft margarine or butter
- 2 tbsp cocoa powder
- 3 heaped tbsp icing sugar
- Splash of milk
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
- Melt the butter in the microwave for 30 secs
- Stir in the cocoa, sugar and a splash of milk until you have a sticky consistency
- Add a dash of vanilla
- Grab the cake, find your inner artist and get spreading!
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